Quotes Of The Day

22 July, 2009

“Driver, this is ridiculous. I’m working 11-6 and I’m sure you have some free time after 6, so when you do, call me.”

“Atchooo!” – “Oh, I forgot to mention, his mother rang to say she was diagnosed with Swine Flu this morning.”

“I need the toilet.” – “OK, does anyone else need the toilet?” – “I just did it.”

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